Saturday, October 1, 2011

highlight conversations

artis kebetulan yg menjayakan drama2 ni~they are my family~
me (20 years old)
ibu (??? years old)  ?X D
adek (15 years old)
danish (6 years old)

situasi 1
lokasi : dapur
me : bu~abg nk pegi kedai gambar~
adek : ko pegi sane buat ape long??
me : ............ ak nk beli PSP~~  =_='
danish : LONG!!nk ikot~~danish nk tgk PSP~~~
me : !@#$%^  grrrrr~

situasi 2
lokasi : ruang tamu
ibu : danish ni ape la!!brape kali lagi nk ajar x dapat2~!!ape yg susah??!!L.A.B.U sebut dia labu!!
danish : (sambil tunduk menangis) wuuuuuuuu~~~
me : ape ni bu~~ajar la elok2~budak tu makan steroid~standard la de lambat sikit~budak hyper active mmg la camtu~
ibu : mcm abg la~??
me : ...........@#$%^ (dalam hati)

situasi 3
lokasi : bilik
ibu : long~ibu buat cake chocolate yg abg suka tu~
me : yg mane eh??yg dulu tu??yang kering tu??yg tu mane plak abg suka~~~
ibu : lah~~tu la de~~abg suke yg mane ni????hari tu ibu buat abg kate x suke~~itu recipe mmber ibu~abg kate suke ibu pnye~ni ibu buat yg ibu pnye lah ni~yg cream minyak2 kat atas tu~~
me : ye ker~~~~~(my gf's trademark) abg suke semua lah mcm tu~~
ibu : ..........@#$%$%^

situasi 4
lokasi : baru masuk rumah lepas balik dating (danish follow)
danish : ibu2~!!
ibu : ha kenape??
danish : tadi kan, along kan~~~~ (report)
ibu : bang!! (panggil ak datang mengadap~)
me : ........@#$%^ grrrrrr~~

situasi 5
lokasi : ruang tamu
me : nish~picit jerawat along
danish : hish along ni banyak songeh lah~meh sini~
a few minute later
danish : hish~kecik je jerawat ni~ish cair lah~da masak nih!!blablabla~~~
me : danish~picit plak kepale along ni~
danish : hish!!banyak cakap lah along ni!!
me : eleh~nnt along belan.. (suppose to be belanja tapi x habis cakap lagi da kene potong dengan si kecik ni)
danish : TIPU!!kasut roda ngn pistol danish pon along x beli lagi~ha mane??mane??
me : hehehe..danish..tangan along sakit lah..tolong picit~
danish : banyak kena'ah (karenah) la along ni~!!
me : ............#$#@%^